Be not afraid!
The Lord hath deemed that Jesus Christ Super Commando is not yet ready for
the likes of mere mortals. We anticipate that He will let you partake
in its rightousness on His birthday later this year. When He will return
to smote your feeble corporeal body into the filthy earth along with your
6 billion brethren and any of their Gods which they may hold above Him.
Thank You, and we apologize for the delay but the Lord is very
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